Funny Xmas Quotes

Funny xmas quotes category contains new collection of funny xmas wishes. You can send these xmas funny quotes to friends, funny xmas msgs or use them on greeting cards. Below are funny xmas greetings for you.

Funny Christmas Quotes – Funniest Christmas Sayings Jokes

• Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
• However much of Christmas giving, the real Christmas must be first in the heart.
• come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
• You don’t need Visa when you’ve got Santa! You don’t need Santa when you’ve got Visa! Who needs Santa when you’ve got Grandma!
• Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
• Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.
• From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
• There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.
• I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”
• There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
• I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
• Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
  You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
• You know you”re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
• Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.