Funny Xmas Quotes


Sending funny Xmas quotes to others on Christmas occasion is show that you are really happy on this Christmas and enjoying your occasion. Without friends or family nobody can do fun. If this year you want to make your Christmas more special than previous year then first of all wish your all friends and dear ones with best funny Christmas quotes and then get together and have fun.


Funny xmas quotes category contains new collection of christmas quotes. You can send these funny xmas quotes to friends or use them on greeting cards. Below are funny xmas quotes greetings for you.

  • However much of Christmas giving, the real Christmas must be first in the heart.
  • come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.
  • You don’t need Visa when you’ve got Santa! You don’t need Santa when you’ve got Visa! Who needs Santa when you’ve got Grandma!
  • Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
  • Christmas is a race to see which gives out first – your money or your feet.
  • From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.
  • There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.
  • I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”
  • There’s nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
  • I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.
  • Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
    You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
  • You know you”re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
  • Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.